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The Tourist

by Brainard

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1.
A man that I’ve already met
 So eager to talk and confess
 But I’m too far up the stream 
From your shallow little river of dreams

 Who is it dear 
That you think you are
 A brand new machine 
 That fell from the stars

 But I saw a girl 
 With cuts on her arm
 Ribbons of blood
 Set off the alarm

 And I heard her mommy start to cry
 My baby never learned how to fly 

Some say that her pain
Is just a charade
 Crocodile tears
 That we cry in vain 

Some say that our pain 
Is just an escape 
 Cosmic relief 
In a galactic charade 

 Who is it dear
 That you think you are 
A brand new machine 
 That fell from the stars

2.
I wish you were over here
 I wish I was over there
 All the things that I do 
 Cause I don’t care 
I know that she ain’t right 
I know that this is wrong 
But being with her
Is better then being alone

 Life tends to happen 
Before ya know
 You’re strapped with 3 kids
 And another soul
 Look at all the things I do cause I can’t live with, or without you 
I’m on the ropes again 
Another cold December wind
 I check the mirror as the engine stalls 
 I just found out that I’m going bald

 All I got are my dreams
 Delusions and fantasies 
 They ain’t true 
 But they get me through alright
 A dollar for a couple of beers 
I like it hazy and not too clear
 A dozen more and I’m on the floor
 Hey, alright 

I know that she ain’t right 
I know that this is wrong
 But being with her is better then being alone

3.
Friction 03:33
I just need a reason 
A reason why
 Why you gotta turn around 
 And say goodbye 
I just need you’re loving
 Just tonight 

It’s all about the friction baby 
Its all about the backdoor labia 
A manner uncouth
 All men are uncouth 
Your little dead tooth
 A manner uncouth 

Its all about the friction baby 
Its all about the back door labia 
The seduction games 
Of the primitive brain 
Thousands of years you’ll see that not much has changed
 
Its all about the friction baby
 Its all about the backdoor labia
 If she knows you care 
She’ll pretend you’re not there 
When you’re unaware
 Thats when we test how you fair 

Just tonight 
Stoke it

 She’s hot then she’s cold 
She’s reversing the roles 
 She’s dancing for me
 Ya gotta learn how to tease 
 She’s hot then she’s cold 
She’s reversing the roles 
She’s dancing for me
 Ya gotta learn how to tease 
 She’s hot then she’s cold 
She’s reversing the roles 
She’s dancing for me
 I’ll write a song you can sing
4.
Tortured hearts drowned in puddles of reflection
 Here in the maze of mis-direction 
No One Knows
 Look at me believing the lies
 I thought that my love was true 
Turns out I never knew me
 So what does that say about you?

 Chart a course for a destination
 The ship sank before it even set sail
 One of 9 lives spent drowning with you
 Its not the greatest story ever told 
Whatever love is, I’m sure we don’t fit the mold
 Too much baggage weighing these hearts down 
Look at me believing the lies 
I thought that my love was true 
Another case of vacancy masquerading to amuse 

Do you ever stop to think of the lens you’re filming from?
 Maybe that’s no camera buts its really the barrel of a gun

 What can I squeeze from this new reflection?
 Can this pony pave my way?
 She’s no performer but she sure can write
 One hell of a play
 The run around with the big “L” word
 It knows many guises 
Or so I’ve heard 
10 clever ways to justify a crime
 Look at me misreading the lines
 I thought that my love was true
 Another case of vacancy masquerading to amuse

 Do you ever stop to think of the lens you’re filming from? 
Maybe that’s no camera but it’s really the barrel of a gun

 What will you do when you’ve got nothing left to prove
 And you realize empty calories
 Are all that you can ever consume
 Look at me believing the lies
 I thought that my love was 
 Turns out I never knew me
 So what does that say about you?
5.
I’ve got the scent of a reluctant masseuse
 Tattooed on me 
I’ve got the scent of a foreign lady 
 Helping me release my seed
 And she says she like the way I sing

 What is the ratio 
to THC?
 Will this make me paranoid?
 How will it react to speed?
 That coked up business guy
 Just sneezed in his hand
 But at least he’s eager to
 Try and help me understand 
What are you selling?
What story are you telling?
Why are you yelling?
 Is a real estate license all I really need? 
I wish I was smart enough to get me a PHD 
I’m going to pimp out salvation 
For 50 bucks a pop 
All I gotta do is call my dad for some money to start me off

 I think there’s something in the air darling
 I think there’s something in the air 
I think there’s something in the air cause I can’t feel you anymore 

Manic depression 
 Sure can be fun
 Forget what I just said
 I hate you
and this is dumb 
I called my X girlfriend 
To tell her she was right 
She was busy on a sex-pedition with a white horse and a knight
 A private dancer 
Yeah that’s what I need
 She’s giving me life advice about behaving more impulsively 
 Thank You, Magenta
 I never thought of that
 Clever words of wisdom from the girl that’s also probably good at math 
Confucius must have been her dad 

I think there’s something in the air darling 
I think there’s something in the air 
I think there’s something in the air cause I can’t do this anymore The bones of my God
 Have done been picked clean 
Thats why the next one I make 
Is gonna have to be a machine
 The will of my God 
 Thou Shall Invest
 I wanna say something so friggin’ deep that even Dylan is impressed
 All the girls want 
Just to have fun
Its not complicated man 
 You need to get some son

 My entire life
Is one big re-run
 So please don’t stop me if 
 You’ve already heard this one 
I’ve got the scent of a reluctant masseuses tattooed on me 
I’ve got the scent of foreign lady 
Helping me release my seed 
I call my fragrance the American dream

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released September 21, 2021

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Brainard Seattle, Washington

Will anyone besides my mother read this?
Seattle, band. Likely wont go anywhere, BUT it doeson't matter because I love it, all relative.

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